Trick or Treat

Halloween is bougie AF at my house.
I give out Tony's chocolate bars. I try to get my hands on Snickers and Peanut Butter cups. The rest is trash.

Fair. I'm not allowed to give out candy on Halloween. There was that year when I was literally on the roof above my front door, dressed in a sniper ghillie suit. Pelting kids with candy was not appreciated nearly as much as I thought it would be.

I gave out Candy Cigarettes at the campground last year dressed as Dog the Bounty Hunter.

My mom gave out raisins when we were kids. I made a vow to never pass out anything less than awesome.

I give the kids full size candy bars and cold cans of Mountain Dew. I also offer coffee and beer for the parents. The older kids I know get special treats, this year they are all getting pocket knives.