First off, Cricket made me come here.
Second off, I feel like this site is going to titillate my deepest, darkest, juiciest snacky fantasies... and I'm ok with that.
So yeah... hello. My name is snout. About me
sweet + salty over savory + buttery
crunchy over chewy
gummy worms over gummy bears
Lemonheads, Hot Tamales, Jolly Ranchers (in that order)
Can wine be a snack?
Yeah.. I think that's it. I probably just gained a pound posting this.
I spend a fortune with DD. Like more a month than the gross domestic product of Kerplopistan.
Now that i'm in the penalty box, I'm using fringy delivery services like Grubhub and Uber Eats. It's horrible.
I'll tell you the story some time because it's naughty.
