#0. Hawaiian Pizza. If you eat Hawaiian Pizza, you are a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad person.
#1. Circus Peanuts
#2. Circus Peanuts
#3. Chili that has spaghetti in it. Seriously. That's nothing to be proud of, Ohio.
#4. McCaffe anything. You and I both know there is no "coffee" in any of this stuff.
#5. Circus Peanuts